I wear my shorts halfway down my thighs. They look horrible. Just look at the pictures! ↓ 11 – Shorts to Wear for Girls with Big Thighs. Any recommendations on non-mainstream/big box stores? Not only is that length annoying, it just doesn’t look good. Try dockers perfect fit shorts at Macy’s-$25.00. When I use my FlipBelt, I wear it around at the belt level of the short which is the most comfortable for me. I always had a “feel” for what looked good with shorts, but never understood EXACTLY what I need to look for (seam length and tapered shape), and this broke it down into practical, actionable advice. They also have a bit of stretch in them and are very durable. One thing that might be a whole post worthy is how to find out enough about an item to locate & purchase it (again). Not “this site”, maybe you slipped and meant “this commenter’s (the one you replied to) recommendations are sickeningly conservative” in his crusade against “feminine” shorts above the knee. Of course inseams may vary due to the length of the person wearing them. Exfoliate the affected area regularly. I suspected this to be so. Nice tips btw. This guy clearly works out – those big arms and the veins popping up through his thighs grrrr – must be leg day. I don’t see things deliberately “feminine”, just more fashion leeway, which used to be considered feminine. 32″ waist with 10″ inseam. More fitting clothes, more details, more shared accessories between men and women. I’m sorry but if you have these chicken legs you should have them covered way below the knees. The other guys look like their moms just droped them of at soccer practice. REAL GUYS, listen up & loosen up (not too much; there was extreme exaggeration in the a aforementioned pics), and dress like real men, not fairies in tights…. Give us a measurement from waist down to the bottom of shorts leg. But I agree that trimmer shorts are more aesthetically pleasing and masculine than long, baggy shorts. If you’ve got a thick fat wallet, a ring full of keys, an oversized cellular phone and a bunch of other things, you’d be better off with something else. High-waisted thigh slimmers are the ticket if you’re looking for a super-contoured look--from mirdif to thighs. I think if worn with the rules you mentioned in mind, especially the width, that cargo pocket shorts can look quite acceptable and they serve a utilitarian purpose. Definitely give ASOS a try (they’re UK based). Nobody needs to see that much of your leg except maybe in certain athletic activities. Want to tell us how you really feel, Jeff? The folds in pleated shorts will give the illusion of narrower thighs. So pay 40 to 80 for a pair of shorts that never fit and then go pay more to get them hemmed. The other is the typical obese little league Dad with calves the size of my waist in baggy silk basketball shorts half way down his shins to blend with the equally baggy shirt in an attempt to hide his 50″ plus beer gut, and still try to look cool and athletic. Really surprised by the notion that mens legs aren’t to be shown. Like the above commenter mentioned it’s an effeminate look, personally I think Wahlberg and Cruise have a good look going in those pictures while admittedly Depp looks like he is wearing his muffin pants (or I guess shorts). or any occasion where I needed to dress smartly,including office jobs (though at one place I did at least a couple of times in hot weather when doing Saturday overtime with the office reception closed to customers). Trouble is the Tailor did’nt place the shorts on top of the jeans and mark accordingly but measured from the inside seam…ie….from the crutch to the bottom of shorts. The legs measured 9 3/4 inches, which I take to be a 19 1/2 circumference. If someone doesn’t want advice or it doesn’t work for them (you can click out). Avoid the trapezoidal. I tried a pair of shorts with a 7 inch I seam and I got laughed at and made fun of, and said I looked uncool. The girls started making out. Shorts too far above the knee at my age is reminiscent of old school when cut off Levis had the pockets hanging out the bottom and was OK, not anymore. As long as everything is covered, and it is in my case, why worry about what someone else wears. Every pair of shorts I’ve ever got hangs below the knees or shaped like clown shorts. Do I have to go to the teenage department in the clothing stores? and a loose but not floppy fit. The Tailor refused to admitt any mistake saying all Tailors measure from the inside seam not the entire short length. I’m OLD (69), 5’6”, 220, short waisted, with thunder thighs! I was looking for shorts that doesn’t make me look like I’m 5 years old. I’m 5’9 and very fit for reference and you’d think the ideal candidate for shorts and even I think they generally look terrible on me. Get high-waisted boyshorts if you want to cinch in your waist and get that ‘snatched in’ look. It’s a feminine look on men. Every person you have shown, including yourself, have very light male features and a frail look to them. Women’s boyshorts and thigh slimmers are the secret weapon women use in the battle against back fat and muffin tops...they don’t stand a chance! It’s his opinion. I know that basketball players used to wear very short shorts back in the 70’s and they looked silly. They look like a bunch of dorks. Good article. I have torn one end seam on one pair of shorts and fear the same will happen on another. Yes, boyshort shapewear provides comfortable control for all those pesky ‘problem’ areas (you know the ones I’m talkin’ about). I will shop with this in mind for shorts in the future. Lee, can you link to a photo of – in your opinion – a real man wearing shorts the right way? Never knew if it made a difference. Or came here to figure out how your shorts should fit? I guess everyone’s got their own idea or what they like and feel comfortable with,so what suited me is not necessarily for others. Whatever happened to real men… For those who wear their shorts well above the knee be sure to get a vasectomy! I measured a pair of Gap skinny jeans (very happy with them). Required fields are marked *. You obviously have no idea what real men are. I think the problem in those situations is with people who refuse to consider customs, traditions and standards of a society. Just a bit too conservative! How about wear shorts how you like them, and not worry about what anyone else thinks? I’ve had mine for over a year without any rips or tears. wow all those people in short shorts look TERRIBLE! So what are your favorite shorts to wear? I mean, besides crazy internet trolls of course. I hate going to the store. I might get that by customs you mean those shared by you and by which you feel integrated in the society, used as an ingroup criteria to cast out those who don’t dare polling the city before going for a style. Now I have to wear pants all summer! What recommendations do you have r.e. I have some of their golf pants and they’re the first I pull out of the closet. All in inches or cm for you metric folks. Interesting article. Then an inseam, and waist number. Funny enough, I think shorts look their coolest when they are kind of metal, like the guys I watch on the car shows with the tattoos and they are loose fitting and slightly below the knee (always black) with a utility pocket on this side. Sad thing when a woman can wear short shorts and nobody dare say a word but if a guy shows some skin, the world stops spinning. I just recently ordered a pair of stantons in boys sizing (I am extremely small: 5’2 and ~110lbs) and hoping they are slimmer than their regular stanton lineup. Or Navy SEAL’s. Why they wore them only God knows. For an immediate solution, wear tighter jeans with prominent back pockets to make your butt look rounder! Not only that, pleated shorts are trendy too. (Remember Tim Conway in all the DORF videos?)) Perhaps it’s something you aren’t accustomed to as shorts have become longer and baggier over the years, but the custom you’re speaking of is nothing more than a fashion trend of the past 10-15 years. Find shaping shorts, panties, tank tops, camis, slips, bodysuits, and waist trainer to help keep you feeling confident in everything from a casual jumpsuit to a form-fitting dress. Once you find something that fits, order a couple of different styles and colors, then you’ll be set for a while! Yes, my husband would say it makes you look like you’re “trying too hard” or even “gay”. Thanks for the tip. Homo erotic behavior = form of erotic/romantic attraction toward the same sex. Only gay dudes wear shorts like that. Scott, it’s good to see that you were thinking about shorts enough to come back for a second comment. Same with the Panama Jack shirts with the 3/4 sleeves. No worries at all, just wanted to clarify! As a 50 and 60 something I prefer my shorts to be about 9″ (I’m 5’8″+ and wear 30″ long pants) because I find I like the look of rolled up hems. The whole skinny tight fitting men’s clothes thing is a fad that will (hopefully) pass. I’m seeing new brands of shorts popping up in social media feeds. Let’s face it short shorts on men is not in style and never will be and they don’t look good. I think mine are 39 or 40. Shorts are inherently casual, but that doesn’t mean they have to look adolescent and sloppy. I am on the point of buying a new pair of shorts (retired the old ones when they became threadbare). Keep on keepin on! Crew 7” Reade shorts are my favorites. I am 55 y.o. I don’t mean to speak for Brock but “not worry about what anyone else thinks” is NOT the point of the blog. you wouldn’t stand out as much). “awww, now what a cutie pie…!”. Just wanna know who the F came up with this stupid idea! I’m stuck between fashion dislikes and age related style. Not trying to hate on you but I am… you wrote a very pretentious article that is basically saying “My style is best, don’t be original, copy my style, that I copied from these guys and you will be better off”. I also hate wearing shorts and then stuffing them with keys, knife, pen (mini pen), and wallets (I prefer to have two super thin wallets – one in each back pocket). Also when the guy bends down you can see ton of their boxers or underwear which is not great either and easy for other to give that person a wedgie. Go wear your stupid hip hop shorts with the length and bagginess similar to a woman’s skirt. As with clothing for short men, it was difficult finding the right size since most retail stores only stock the most popular inseam length: 10” or 11” inseam. Why did I leave a reply? To each their own. Nice clothes fit me now and I find your articles very helpful. So, what’s an old dude to do? Can’t stand long, baggy “shorts “! Now that time has passed and real shorts are making their way back, I was going to order some, but my health got in the way. Banana Republic Aiden slim fit shorts are another option. I still can’t find tailored shorts in the US but some of these new brands look promising. But I went to Kohls today and discovered some cheaper shorts I think you’ll like. Or Spartans. I think there is a fine line between the right length and too short – i think childish gambino wears his too short and it just looks stupid; just above the knee is perfect. Their shorts fit amazingly off the rack. Avoid below the knee. We arrived to this day to read of people scandalized of men wearing shorts which fit and just above their knee? Big difference between “skinny tight” and clothes that fit. The shorts had a longer crutch then the Jeans which meant that I ended up with 3 pair of Mossimo jeans all cut to the wrong length. 7 or 5 inch inseams are you serious? I like the retro cords similar to old OPs. If you do any of these and come to Huntington or Newport Beach. Although now I cannot find any reference to that on the internet. Who made this 1″ or 2″ above the knee rule. Additionally, here are some amazing tips that can help prevent hyperpigmentation in your inner thighs. Arms / Bulge / Casual / Cute / Fit / Guys / Northern Line / Shorts / Sporty — No Comments 29 Shorts that go past your knees make short men look shorter, period. At the gym I want short shorts, 1970s short, loose enough for cooling and freedom of movement, with built in panties, and they double as a swimsuit for after the workout. I’m no Chippendale by any means but I ride bike and lift weights some and my legs look pretty good in my opinion. To shed unwanted fat around your butt muscles, try to work in 30 minute sessions of cardio, like running or stair climbing, 3-5 days per week. I don’t know why, but I do wear a belt with my casual shorts and FlipBelt. Not sure why you’re bringing up race, especially since I used Glover and Marley as examples of what TO do, but I’ll let you sort out that issue. Bespoke vs. Made-to-Measure vs. Off the Rack: What’s the Difference? The FlipBelt does not press against my skin. I only see a people there and most of them I know already. Each Bra Fit Expert holds two bra fit certifications, and are available to assist customers with fit and selection Monday through Friday 8:30AM-5:30PM ET. If you really believe what you say, then try dressing in a pair of daisy dukes and a halter top next time you go for a job interview where suit and tie would be expected. 25 Great Watches For Small Wrists (Updated for 2021), The Complete Guide to Business Casual Style for Men [2021], A Beginner’s Guide to Cutting Your Own Hair at Home. Maybe as you get older you will have the confidence to trust your own style instead of relying on peer influence. My lower half seems to be improving (butt lifted more) except for by thighs. You’re full of it if you think that was a hip hop exclusive trend. To each their own. 8in is perfect for someone who is around 6ft. I think socks can be a simple way to add some personality (mind you, I equally dislike novelty/overly bold socks). Personally, I’ve never found shorts at knee length or longer, to look good on anyone, male or female. But to these insecure American man-boys, I say this: Take your stupid, ugly burka leg drapes you call “shorts” and your cargo curtains you’ve had since 2002, and shove them up your insecure, outdated frat boy / hip hop you-know-wheres! So I typically roll them a couple inches but not always. When I can wear shorts to work, like outside duty in 90+, I wear Polo khakis, like the Andrew Short, as a nod to conservative appearance. Founding editor of The Modest Man, Brock is an aspiring minimalist who enjoys working out, spending time with his wife and family, traveling and creating great content. Most Birks come in unisex sizes. Thank goodness now that lots of makers are going to the slim (not skinny) and athletic fit as opposed to the classic fit. A guy wears short running shorts and the world stops turning. I landed here by complete accident while looking through google images on how a particular model short fit which had nothing to do with this dorkfest… was most certainly not looking for “advice” on how to look like a square white guy that has a limited fashion sense. I just started wearing shorts again this past year, As I grew more comfortable with my appearance, cycling and getting tan again, I went shorter and shorter. Like having some guys armpits near you face or nipples nearly exposed when he is sitting arms length from you, shorts cross the line to awkward social situations easily. I’ve always had the length down right, but the width killed me with the dreaded “trapezoid silhouette” as you call it. It does the same for heavy set guys, too. This is a matter of personal preference, but I don’t think any man looks good with shorts that go past his knees. Style which hardly anyone worth caring about will notice anyway is just not worth sweating over. Fair enough. “They should stop at the top of your kneecaps (at the longest).”. If so, cuff them (roll them up) or get them hemmed. Three years ago I wouldn’t have been caught dead in shorts. On top of that, status is HUGE here, and how you dress conveys how people perceive you. You can follow Brock on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter. Guys that have chicken legs should never wear shorts. Just wanted to say thanks as well since you’ve helped me grow out of my ill-fitting clothing which seriously affected my confidence. great introduction… on how to make a man look like a ludicrous ittle boy. If you got well toned legs wear shorts by all means. Can I still wear them? My preference is for an 8-inch inseam. Cargo shorts are easily the most comfortable and handy thing to wear in the summer. It’s a disgusting trend whose time should be over! I found a pair of shorts that I have worn for about 6 years & as you can imagine are needing replacement. I got a bit of ribbing for wearing those for the first couple of days but it seemed to die down after that; I only wore them on the really hot days in one summer,most often when on my way to and from going swimming. Learning to love all of me is the best thing I ever did. . all of you guys who care about what somebody wears for shorts I find funny its all about that person likes so if you don’t like them don’t wear them why do you care. Fair enough, I actually like them a little shorter (like 2-3 inches above the knee) but it’s personal preference. Not me. 1 or 2 inches above your knee? I prefer regular fit with 13.5″ inseam with mine 5’10”. You’re probably 35 dressing like you’re in a FUBU advert lol. (nobody wants to see it by the way) It’s similar to the butt huger skinny jeans trend that I am sure the guys in these photos all own a pair of. When you wear your “shorts” halfway down your thighs, they’re called Culottes or Capri Pants. Thanks for your thoughtful comment, Doctor Cox. Btw, depending on the placement of the back pockets (especially if there are two of them), having the seat taken in can really throw off the look. You can wear leggings for all I care if you want to pronounce your body’s physique homeboy. If you are made uncomfortable by how other people dress, then the problem lies with you rather than with them. Some people seriously think they are defending “masculinity” with more restrictions?? I miss being able to go out in my shorts,though. Plus it makes your legs look thin and weak because they’re being swallowed up by your shorts. I don’t like baggy ones either,I think they tend to make a lot of people look fat or maybe that’s just the people I saw wearing them. Meant to say “pockets” — my shorts are not on strike. I know this thread is old, but I laughed at the irony of several commenters misusing the word “conservative” when putting forward their, ahem, conservative opinion that men should not expose their knees or lower thighs. Other times I’ll find a great pair at a thrift store & either want more, replacement or different colors or sizes. I’m okay with denim shorts, esp. The problem is that 90% of them are “loose fit” with massive leg holes and hanging down to the shins. And going too long you run the risk of looking like somebody wearing a mullet, just one of those foolish things that should never have happened. Loose shorts below the knees are NOT shorts – they’re baggy capris. They even put them on sale and no takers. Perfect for my body type. That being said, male Culottes and Capri Pants seem to be a fashion trend on the street and in the gym. I did wear them out several times in the summers of 2011 and 2012,the latter time I was staying with relatives recuperating on doctor’s advice from a heart “event” I had from overdoing it and burning the candle at both ends,and they would take me out on day trips to a few places. Of the comments I get, 10 to 1 it’s from a guy. But then again, they are strictly worn at the pool, in the Haman/Sauna, and at the beach, where in all three places, anything below mid-thigh is not only unsightly, but unsanitary. Aside from sports I only ever wore shorts to stay cool (temperature-wise that is) and to get a bit of tan (without tan lines) so I wasn’t greatly fussed about how I looked. Everything else can be fixed (including the waist). Other options include Bermuda shorts like the ones shown here. It works the same for heavy guys too. Crew and the Reade and Stanton lines are sold out. They come in 5, 7, and 9 inch. It’s what you value. Even allowing for the thickness of the fabric, that’s still about 20-21 inches. She was so eager to take a look at my cock, so I sat by her side and pulled it out. I know, right? I’ve got to admit that they looked bad on me so I went shopping for casual shorts that fit my 5’6’ frame. We need you types of people to just leave the industry so we can correct all your wrongs. Yeah, looking cool in other people’s eyes is my life goal too…. Are you a bigot in real life too, or just anonymously on the Internet? If I wore the shorts recommended here, I’d have to put up with other guys ripping on me about “skipping leg day” in the gym. Keep the affected area clean and dry. I live in SEA, and right now the summer days are oppressively hot. I’m no Chippendale by any means but I ride bike and lift weights some and my legs look pretty good in my opinion. I’m 5’6″. I’d like to add one more thing. I wear a size 4-6 dress, am 5'7"/5'8", and I wear a 28 x 33. Boyshorts and thigh slimmers provide perfect support under all your favorite outfits...but you’ll definitely want more than one pair! If someone wants to wear longer shorts let them. Do you also wear short sleeve shirts where the sleeves go to the middle of your forearm, or do they stop above the elbow? I was well aware of length and width, but erred on the high side (9 inch inseam and the least wide I could find on the rack), but evidently that won’t do. I also prefer the utility of shorts with extra pockets, whether or not they’re of the cargo variety. So why do most men look so bad wearing shorts? …ie…..3 inches above the knee rather then just on it. Anyway, I learned a lot and I appreciate the time you put into the article. Thinking of getting my 29×30 chino pants hemmed into 29×7 shorts. A nice tan goes with it. You actually showed a couple of guys that appear over 40, I’m impressed. I have a measured 34" waist and 22" thighs at the widest. Thanks for subscribing! My things seem to be getting bigger! A life changing event or three later and here’s how the pieces went back together, I wear short shorts and a t-shirt just about every day as long as it’s above freezing give or take. My age and weight . If you like cargo shorts, by all means wear them. So almost all my shorts fits below knee. alright, I’ve had my fun…Good luck to all of you!! I like deeper pockets and a heavier weight fabric. What you feel is correct should be the only thing that matters. You might as well go out in your boxers if you wear them like that. I wear cargo shorts and Dockers style pleated ones. What should I do with them? 3 Pairs of Mossimo Jeans ruined for no good reason and 50 bucks worth of Tailoring on top of it. So….there must be something to this shorts length thing. Each Bra Fit Expert holds two bra fit certifications, and are available to assist customers with fit and selection Monday through Friday 8:30AM-5:30PM ET. If you like your shorts longer, go for it. If that means you wear the shortest shorts you can find, like I do, or you never wear shorts at all, make yourself happy first and foremost. I really appreciate the work you have done, you explained everything in such an amazing and simple way. Shorts should be somewhat baggy, shirts tight. 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